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Yo momma so fat and ugly, she had to sling her tit around the corner just to get you to nurse.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when she falls off the bottom step, she causes a 7.6 earthquake
Big Red died 23 NOV 2001


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Yo momma is so stupid she thought an innuendo was an Italian supository
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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Yo momma is so fat, she'd get stuck walking thru a Airport Hanger door that a Jumbo jet could pass with plenty of room to spare.
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Yo momma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, there'd be total silence.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she thought I was her son.
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Yo momma's so skinny, instead of taking the bus to visit kin, she just mails herself... and it only takes a 39 cent stamp!

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yo mama so fat she put mc'y d's on the map

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Yo momma's so fat, every time she goes to McDonald's, the sign changes to add another Billion Hamburgers sold.

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