Stuff Stats

#11

QUOTE(AYHJA)Even tho my cock is literally a few inches away from the water when I piss, I still get bit of back splash...

Either you are a midget or you got a wall urinal. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

As for the swirly bird trick... it works. You just have to good eye-hand skills and perfect timing. Otherwise, you will have to give it a 2nd flush and thats wasting water.

Lost Ghost · #12

My dick is literally only a few inches away from Ayhja's toliet as well......AND I'm white.

#13

I thought that Avatar was a mug shot from back in the days.

I am white... well, more of a pink... not very tan. But, I know the mith of 5.5 inches is a damn lie in my case. I had to hurt a few chicks for them to understand that was just propoganda!!!

#14

hey ruff. that's another stat right there and it tells me "some guys have all the tough luck".

Bot · #15

Now to get back on topic... here are some stats from July's issue... hilarious... lol

Whose feet would you least like to hold while they do sit-ups?

Emeril Lagasse 6%
Aretha Franklin 23%
John Madden 24%
Michael Moore 47%

7% admit to crying during sex (LOL)

42% have been called out by their boss for being hungover at work but...
37% turned around and accused him of the same offense.

If you had to blow $5,000 cash in the next two hours, where would you go?

An airport 13%
The Home Depot 19% (Lame!)
A strip club 30%
The nearest mall 38%

43% have used a girl's razor to groom themselves in the shower, and 17% don't know if they remembered to rinse it off (Nasty! lol)

#16

The 7% that cry during sex must also be the 5.5 inchers wives.

I could have sworn I read something about drunk posting... only to have the offender fire an accusation back on this very board. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

If I got to blow $5000 in the next 2 hours and I go to Home Depot, I'd kick my own ass! I'm going to the comic book store baby!!! /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

I again am a 17%'er. I use my wives razor... because it shaves better than the dull ass rock I use. And, much like the toilet seat, I don't rinse shit off... this is my revenge on them. Hell, sometimes when I whipe and get a little poop on the fingers, I just wipe it on the toilet paper and walk away... don't even tear that piece off. RUFF RIDERS REVENGE... MMMMUUUAAAHHHH.

#17

indeed. what the HELL is that with drunk posting?

(get Braun. nice little machines. made in Germanay)

#18

Man, what kinda bitch made ass dude cries during sex..!?!?!?!

I've had a few girls pull that on me tho...Man did I feel like a fucking stud...

Bot · #19

QUOTE(AYHJA)Man, what kinda bitch made ass dude cries during sex..!?!?!?!

I've had a few girls pull that on me tho...Man did I feel like a fucking stud...

I thought the same thing... if a dude is crying during sex, they better be tears of joy... lol

#20

Maybe HE realized how small his pecker was when she wasn't moaning.

I've been married almost 9 years now... I have to say, I've felt like letting a tear roll out before... but I sucked it up and kept on pumping.