The Most Random Shit EVER
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The Most Random Shit EVER
As some of you may or may not know, I SuperMod RiP-Productions, arguably the biggest babe forum on the net...Check out this post a member made there, especially look at the post title, lol, and tell me this is not THE most random shit you've ever read in your life:
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Ok seriously what the fuck is that all about.....
What does a party and not being able to pee have in common... and where in the hell did this remedy even come from??
I'm going over to RiP right now to flame this guy.. hahhaa
P.S. i'm fully trying this next time i can't pee..
P.P.S. and so is everybody else.. dont even lie about it...
What does a party and not being able to pee have in common... and where in the hell did this remedy even come from??
I'm going over to RiP right now to flame this guy.. hahhaa
P.S. i'm fully trying this next time i can't pee..
P.P.S. and so is everybody else.. dont even lie about it...
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lmmfao... this shit people discuss... how would you even figure that shit out? lol
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I know that once I had a hardon and I accidentally bent my dong... it gave me the sudden urge of wanting to take a dump.... kinda random.... but true story.
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Now THERE is my new excuse for holding the nutsack 24/7.
My http://www.ronmexico.com disguise name is Franc Martinique.
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That is so random. I dont' think you'll catch me doing that because I never have a problem with not being able to pee. I can do it just fine on my own. Unless I meet a really hot, kinky girl and then I'll have her hold her finger to my ballsac
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Do you think it would work with 'stage fright'?
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the only time I have a hard time peeing is when I've got a major woodie going. And at that point, peeing is NOT what I have in mind.
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Whats more interesting is to wonder how in the hell someone came up with this? I mean I am bored, but come on. And, how do you talk people into doing that clinical study if there is one?
Researcher: Excuse me sir, would you like to take part in a new medical study?
Guy: What is the study about?
Researcher: Well, we are trying to test the effects of cold fingers to warm nuts. We hope to develope a new cure for someone not being able to pee.
Guy: You mean you want me to stick my hand in the freezer and then grab my balls and see if that makes me have to piss?
Researcher: Not to oversimplify it, but essentially yes.
Guy: Sure, I've been looking for more reasons to flash-freeze my nuts so future generations can thaw them out and pass my legacy on. When do we start?
Things that make you go... hhhhhmmmmm.
Researcher: Excuse me sir, would you like to take part in a new medical study?
Guy: What is the study about?
Researcher: Well, we are trying to test the effects of cold fingers to warm nuts. We hope to develope a new cure for someone not being able to pee.
Guy: You mean you want me to stick my hand in the freezer and then grab my balls and see if that makes me have to piss?
Researcher: Not to oversimplify it, but essentially yes.
Guy: Sure, I've been looking for more reasons to flash-freeze my nuts so future generations can thaw them out and pass my legacy on. When do we start?
Things that make you go... hhhhhmmmmm.
My http://www.ronmexico.com disguise name is Franc Martinique.
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:rotfl:
Hey, any reason to grab my boys and get paid for it to boot? Sign me up!
Hey, any reason to grab my boys and get paid for it to boot? Sign me up!
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