6-foot-8 13 year old towers over foes

#11

I told ya... I got my moments.

Bot · #12

Moments? You're lightin' up Worldwide... lol

#13

I'm on fire... and this time is NOT the gonorrhea.

#14

Has anyone seen this kid play? He set the record for size and weight in the little league world series. Nobody was prouder of him than his younger brother... David Ortiz.

Lost Ghost · #15

LMMFAO

#16

man, they better cut that tree open and count the rings to make sure there is only thirteen.

cause I bet some sheik bought him on the black market out of uganda, held a doctor at gunpoint to write him a birth certificate declaring he was 13, and paid a woman to claim to be his mom.

#17

Oh..HE is 13.... I checked out his drivers license while he was taking a smoke break between innings and it does say "13"....

#18

I'm telling you... I think Andre The Giant went to hell, got crispy, and we reborn into this man-child.

#19

seen benchwarmers... that dude was 13 until they got a fifth of tequila in him.

#20

Yeah - but he had an "official" birth certificate with him...