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If that is your only source of water, you'd be glad as hell to see it...

Best thing about shitting and realizing you have no TP in the bathroom with..?

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there are always other alternatives

Best thing about having your kid walk in on you and your SO while you're making love?

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At least they learn how to do it good

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"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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At least they know you're not gay....

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There's no doubt as to what you offer.

Best thing about finding out your parents are not really yours.

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Thank God you won't look like them when you get to be their age

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"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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You always have a party you can go to.

Best thing about a torn muscle?

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When the rehab nurse has to message your groin!

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My http://www.ronmexico.com disguise name is Franc Martinique.

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putting the furniture where you want it to go

Best thing about hemorroids?

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Getting your wife to put the cream on your ass.

Best thing about winning a contest?
My http://www.ronmexico.com disguise name is Franc Martinique.

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