The Most Random Shit EVER
-
ruffriders23
- Posts: 2113
- Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:49 am
- Location: Rio Rancho, NM
- Contact:
True DD... I've been doing it for year pro-bono... time I start seeing the spoiles.
My http://www.ronmexico.com disguise name is Franc Martinique.
| BBcode: | |
| Hide post links |
-
Bot
- Posts: 4503
- Joined: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:38 pm
QUOTE(deepdiver32073)the only time I have a hard time peeing is when I've got a major woodie going. And at that point, peeing is NOT what I have in mind.
That happened to me the other day... major hard on and I had to pee... that was awkward... lol
That happened to me the other day... major hard on and I had to pee... that was awkward... lol
| BBcode: | |
| Hide post links |
-
deepdiver32073
- Iconoclast Extraordinaire
- Posts: 8395
- Joined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:25 pm
-
Bot
- Posts: 4503
- Joined: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:38 pm
lmao That's awful... not to mention unsanitary! lol And unfortunately it wasn't caused by a girl... it was just one of them random hard ons... lol
| BBcode: | |
| Hide post links |
-
deepdiver32073
- Iconoclast Extraordinaire
- Posts: 8395
- Joined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:25 pm
wasn't caused by a girl?!? Something you need to tell us Kramer?!? JK!!
Hate those early morning piss hard-ons.
Hate those early morning piss hard-ons.
| BBcode: | |
| Hide post links |
-
Pete
- Posts: 3115
- Joined: Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:03 am
Re: The Most Random Shit EVER
QUOTE(AYHJA)As some of you may or may not know, I SuperMod RiP-Productions, arguably the biggest babe forum on the net...Check out this post a member made there, especially look at the post title, lol, and tell me this is not THE most random shit you've ever read in your life:
WTF? Nothing comes up!? :?:
What's all this gotta do with piss? :rkelly:
Speaking of peeing, for some odd reason for the last month I've had bad "uromysetisis" (micrition issues), just drink a glass of water, and half an hour later gotta let it out.....damn for a whole morning I was watering the horses every bloody hour! :oops: :oops:
And I used to be able to hold onto piss all day, rarely ever used the toilets at school- did that for a whole 17 years........
WTF? Nothing comes up!? :?:
What's all this gotta do with piss? :rkelly:
Speaking of peeing, for some odd reason for the last month I've had bad "uromysetisis" (micrition issues), just drink a glass of water, and half an hour later gotta let it out.....damn for a whole morning I was watering the horses every bloody hour! :oops: :oops:
And I used to be able to hold onto piss all day, rarely ever used the toilets at school- did that for a whole 17 years........
| BBcode: | |
| Hide post links |
-
WAY
- Site Admin
- Posts: 2411
- Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:43 am
- Location: Sydney, Australia
- Contact:
-
AYHJA
- 392
- Posts: 37990
- Joined: Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:25 pm
- Location: Washington, D.C.
- Contact:
I rehosted the pic for those that didn't read it... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />
| BBcode: | |
| Hide post links |
-
Pete
- Posts: 3115
- Joined: Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:03 am
Re: The Most Random Shit EVER
^^^
okay.....
*reads first post of thread again..........*
QUOTE(AYHJA)As some of you may or may not know, I SuperMod RiP-Productions, arguably the biggest babe forum on the net...Check out this post a member made there, especially look at the post title, lol, and tell me this is not THE most random shit you've ever read in your life:
Isn't that just commonsense? When you get really cold (or frightened)- you piss yourself! :rkelly: /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
That's why it's doubly-dangerous to get ice down them daks................ :oops:
Maybe the bloke was just so pleased to have relieved himself, that he wanted to share his new-found wisdom? /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /> :mrgreen:
In fact, thinking about it, it's not so random to read on a babes pics forum. If you hold back from cumming after rubbin' it, and keep holding, then lose the feeling- soon that load turns into a pint of piss! :shock: but it's STUCK, so it needs to be "shocked" to open the valve........................
okay.....
*reads first post of thread again..........*
QUOTE(AYHJA)As some of you may or may not know, I SuperMod RiP-Productions, arguably the biggest babe forum on the net...Check out this post a member made there, especially look at the post title, lol, and tell me this is not THE most random shit you've ever read in your life:
Isn't that just commonsense? When you get really cold (or frightened)- you piss yourself! :rkelly: /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
That's why it's doubly-dangerous to get ice down them daks................ :oops:
Maybe the bloke was just so pleased to have relieved himself, that he wanted to share his new-found wisdom? /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /> :mrgreen:
In fact, thinking about it, it's not so random to read on a babes pics forum. If you hold back from cumming after rubbin' it, and keep holding, then lose the feeling- soon that load turns into a pint of piss! :shock: but it's STUCK, so it needs to be "shocked" to open the valve........................
| BBcode: | |
| Hide post links |
-
AYHJA
- 392
- Posts: 37990
- Joined: Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:25 pm
- Location: Washington, D.C.
- Contact:
I've...Never gotten cold or scared enough that I felt I had to piss myself, lol...
| BBcode: | |
| Hide post links |