The Most Random Shit EVER

[deepdiver32073]

Trust me, when you go diving in the Springs around here and your body hits that cold water... whoosh!

That's why they say there are 2 types of divers: those who've pissed in their wet suits, and those who lie about it.

[Bot]

lmao... that's fucking nasty... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

[deepdiver32073]

When you're 100' down there's no porta potty!

[Pete]

QUOTE(AYHJA)I've...Never gotten cold or scared enough that I felt I had to piss myself, lol...

Ever had a cold shower? Or dived?

QUOTE(deepdiver32073)Trust me, when you go diving in the Springs around here and your body hits that cold water... whoosh!

That's why they say there are 2 types of divers: those who've pissed in their wet suits, and those who lie about it.

Ah! There ya go! That's right what you're sayin' Bruce. The cold water gives you a shock and you piss yourself...


it's probably why some folks pee in swimming pools, they hit the cold water and it gushes like a fountain! :shock:

QUOTE(deepdiver32073)When you're 100' down there's no porta potty!

don't tell me you've shit yerself while diving........... 8-[ :-s :dip:

[deepdiver32073]

Nope! I always make sure the deuce is taken care of before I hit the water (or board the boat). I've never heard of anyone doing that, but I'm sure some sick fuck has done it at least once in the history of diving. Of course, this isn't counting the close encounters of the shark kind that might cause one's bowels to loosen a wee bit!

[ruffriders23]

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[Bot]

QUOTE(deepdiver32073)Nope! I always make sure the deuce is taken care of before I hit the water (or board the boat).  I've never heard of anyone doing that, but I'm sure some sick fuck has done it at least once in the history of diving.  Of course, this isn't counting the close encounters of the shark kind that might cause one's bowels to loosen a wee bit!

You know, after reading your posts in this thread, I don't think I'll ever go diving... I can't imagine pissing myself... lol

[AYHJA]

LOL...Man, cold shower or not, I've never experienced a sensation that made me want to piss myself...The last thing I'm thinking about when something cold hits me isn't pissing...

[cs_cdkey4]

i think that original post about not pissing at a party was about stage fright at a rave....

when u take ecstasy, u dance more, hence u drink more water n if u dont go to the toilet n piss, n keep drinking, ur bladder goes/pops/explodes and u dont know it n u might die....... at least that's wat my friends told me the 1st time i popped like 6 yrs ago.....

i know i just wanted to piss n nothing came out for a while but after a 2nd visit i ended up peeing...... was so fucking relieved........

i still dont know if that shit is true or not....................