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Knowing that kids have an outlet for their anger.

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It's easier to mop up when the dog pisses in the house.

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They're always good for a laugh.

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They make adequate speed bumps when they don't move out of my way.

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At least you know that you are able to teach him

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That now YOU are the one with the hot chick.

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You're legal

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easy Plug-n-Play

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Hopefully getting a hot nurse in recovery.

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You get to take drugs

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