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They have a good supply of office material. (<< deliberately obtuse)

Best thing about surgical super glue?

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That it can close that hole in my long hangy thing that spits at me.

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They help you stop bleeding

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"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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They put me in touch with my feminine side.

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They hold those thingies that help you get in touch with your feminine side.

Best thing about online classes?

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You can pick your nose and pee in a bucket and do all sorts of other miscellaneous things and the teacher will never know...

best thing about thesis statements?

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They help you get smart

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they help see if you retain any of the information beind disseminated in class.

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you can stay longer in bed an be conscious of it.

best thing about digging the doodle?

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You can say you've done it out in public and most people won't have a clue as to what you're talking about.

Best thing about dying from being butt fucked from a horse?

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