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That your friends have good stories to tell.

Best thing about getting a carrot stuck in your ass?
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You can usually shit it out (I would THINK!)

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The tickling... THE TICKLING MAN.

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grossing little kids out.

best thing about working in the ER?

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You get to see the worst of the worst.

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You get to have all the keys!

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You work your muscles

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"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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If you were looking up for inspiration, you got your answer.

Best thing about transexuals?

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That they can satisfy themselves.

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You get everything in one package.

Best thing about funerals?

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