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**What does a traffic controller have to do with a computer crash?**

It's sure better than not having them!!

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****Computer Crash.... car crash... I.E. Accident is another word for crash. Drinking + Posting = lack of understanding****

You get to wing the next post.

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You get to make fun of them

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That, for only a second, you could fly!!!

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Maybe, just maybe you'll get high for a while.

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When you see everyone trying to act like they don't smell it... BUT THEY DO.

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Two of life's adrenaline rushes... speed and sex!

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It give you a rush

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Won't get a STD... I hope.

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You can always switch hands.

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