Kids say the darnedest things

#1

What have your kids/nephews/nieces/brothers/sisters/friend's siblings/friend's kids said that has absolutely cracked you up?

Here's one:-

6 year old Kid: What is your job?
Uncle: I'm a radiographer
6 year old Kid: What is that?
Uncle: I take pictures of people's body to see their bones
6 year old Kid: Do you take pictures of their dick?
Uncle: No, there are no bones in it
6 year old Kid: SOMETIMES there's a bone in it!

For the next 4 years I had absolutely no concept of what an erection was............................ :dip:

#2

I was working as a counselor for a lil kids (age 5-8) summer camp...

One time we were lining up to go wash our hands before snack time.

Me: Ok everyone, let's zip up our lips
Everyone: *zips lips*
Time passes, everyone starts talking
Me: Hey guys, I thought we all zipped our lips!
Jonah, Age 6: (loudly) MY LIPS ARE ZIPPED!!!!!

LOL!

Another time, I was with one of my fav kids, Logan. Now Logan didn't have the best home life, so he screwed up a lot, but
he had good intentions so you had to love him..One day we were walking out of day care to get a drink, when this rather
large janitor comes walking by.

Logan: *giggles* Hey...He's FAT!!
Me: *trying not to burst out laughing* No Logan, he's not fat.
Logan: Yes he is! He's FATTTT!!!
Me: No Logan he is not fat (I am now pulling him aside so he cannot be seen/heard by the janitor)
Logan, with all the curiosity in the world: Why did you say he was not fat, Kris? He was very fat!!!
Me: Logan, even though he may have been fat, it is not nice to say that, because some people do not like the fact that they are fat.
Logan: Oooooooooh. Ok.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I got a few more, but let's here some others first!

#3

Lol...gotta love those kids

#4

Kids say the worst shit at the worst time.

Momma, Isn't a pussy a cat?

Yes, Why?

Daddy was telling his friend Jack that your pussy stinks. But, we don't have a cat.

#5

Oh man...that kid is gonna get a beating from the dad

Lost Ghost · #6

lol hell yeah.

#7

im more worried about the beating the dad gonna receive from the mom LOL

Lost Ghost · #8

which in turn would make the beating the kid recieved that much worse...

I'm worried about the kid...

#9

yall actually think the dad is gonna have any fuckin energy LEFT to beat the kid? Shit, how u gonna fuck someone up in a wheelchair and both arms casted up lol..(I guess it could be done if you got a fast ass motorized wheelchair lol.

#10

I'd go get a electrical chair and chase that little fucker down and do a drive-by beating on his ass.