http://www.wral.com/news/9856578/detail.html
when i first read the title, i thought she liked to toy with herself using a hot object.
then i read it and it was sick as hell
chick heats a fake penis
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Lol...wow that's kind of desperate there
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Yeah...That...Was bizarre, lol...The fuck some people are thinking, I don't know...
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Genius, i always shove the thing down my pants to warm it up, and it freezes my leg. That is a way better idea.
What an idiot!!
What an idiot!!
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I usually take a drug-free midget hidden in my attache case into the bathroom with me. I just let him out, he pees in the cup and voila, I pass the test and can get that job driving the school bus despite my affinity for barbituates.
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"hey dad, tell the one where your got caught trying to pass a drug test with a fake dick again!!!"
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