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They are good for you

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Makes it easy to find out if she'll put up with your drunken ass later in life.

Best thing about shitting in your pants at work?

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I bet the boss stays away from you now.

Best thing about washing dishes?
My http://www.ronmexico.com disguise name is Franc Martinique.

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Now you have something to eat on other than your palm.

Best thing about getting gored by a bull?

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You get sweet pain killers

Best thing about my new server not letting me on AF?
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Discovering it's not at your end at all.

Best thing about running over your foot with a lawnmower?

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The healing time is probably quicker than the forum load time.

Best thing about waiting 20 minutes for a page to load?
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It makes it just that much better when you can actually load it.

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That I get to change my bookmarks.

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I get to enjoy going back to the internet now

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