What is the Gender? (a game of creativity)

#1

The premise: EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER ... even nonliving things

How to play the game:
1) Pick a non-living thing (We will use a SPONGE for this example)
2) Post whether it is Male or Female (Sponges are FEMALE)
3) Justify WHY the object you selected is the gender that you posted (Sponges are Female BECAUSE THEY ARE SOFT, SQUEEZABLE...AND RETAIN WATER!)
Obviously, humor is encouraged here.

....am I post whoring, or what!

Here is another example to start things off:

Ziploc Bags are Male because... they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

#2

Copiers are Female, because... once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. Also, they are an effective reproductive device but only if the right buttons are pushed. Push the wrong ones and they can wreak havoc. Sometimes you have to "bang the toner cartridge" a few times before they put out anything decent.... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />

#3

A Tire is Male (specifically, a male named Mr. SM), because.... it goes bald as it grows old and it's often over-inflated....

#4

Hot Air Balloons are Male because... you have to light a fire under them to get them to go anywhere ... and of course, there's the hot air part... LOL

#5

Oh you are the DEFINITELY a whore, LoL...

Toilets are male because they rarely move, love seeing ass, and are bound to be full of shit from time to time...

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#6

ya dun did good... PAW (PAW = Pimp Ass Whore)

A Subway is Male because... it uses the same old lines to pick up people. /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />

#7

A camera is male because it sees things the way they are, not the way you'd like them to be 5 years from now.

#8

CDs are female because no matter what buttons you push, they'll play the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and....

#9

Hangers are male because they lay around waiting to get in a woman's clothes...

Sorry, I tried, hahaha...

#10

QUOTE(AYHJA @ Sep 26 2006, 04:33 AM) ...Sorry, I tried, hahaha...

You did good! Made me laugh anyway.

Beer Bottles are FEMALE.... Because the fun doesn't really start until after their tops come off.... /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

That and, I don't know about you, but I like to "drink 'em all in".....

Oh... and all though one is good... 2 or 3 is even better.....