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You get a hot nurse

Best thing about being shot down by a girl?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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You know there are millions more to take a shot at.

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Sometimes you wont' get caught.

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if he gets her you can kick his ass
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Best thing about a retarded son who forgets the follow-up question?
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We get to hear his dad beat his ass

Best thing about domestic abuse?
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you can send their violent ass to jail.

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You get to become the man of the house

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You get to tell cool stories about how you got them.

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you probly won't have to spend too much time in jail!

best thing about stepping in dog shit?
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