You know I do not venture into this part very often because frankly, trolls scare the hell out of me and with whores ya just never know when there is gonna be a surprise penis under that skirt!
I like to take your typical "I would rather..." statements and spice em up a little, I tend to do this in normal conversation regularly as a way to dramatize a point I am trying to make. I will offer one of my favorites as an example to get started:
I would rather enucleate my own eye with a spoon that was just used to clean a monkey cage.
with the talent we have on this site, I am looking forward to some of the replies...
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Shit to make it more interesting, how about the person before drops the saying..? Or sayings in general..? I can't think of that many 'I would rather' lines, lol...
We had something like this I think on the old, old forums, and it was called hyperbole something or another...
So, I'll ES this statement:
"You are what you ingurgitate.."
And have someone ES this statement:
Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit..?
We had something like this I think on the old, old forums, and it was called hyperbole something or another...
So, I'll ES this statement:
"You are what you ingurgitate.."
And have someone ES this statement:
Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit..?
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