Ideal Job

#1

Was just talking in the shout box about what Im doing at uni with MD, and I thought why not ask you all what your ideal jobs would be. Regardless of what you are doing right now, what is one job that you would give anything to do?

#2

Run this forum full time, no shit...

If I could post, and make updates, and take care of the forum just like I do now, only get paid..? Perfect fucking job man...

#3

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place
it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or
broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement,
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so
glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at
Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN
YOURS.

#4

CDR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#5

shoe designer...although the easy ebook cake is nice right now /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />

actually, being a part of Truth x Vision is all I could ever want /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

#6

games... if i could work with video game development. *sigh*

the game would be flipped, yo! you would walk into that world of imagination an Aspirant, and walk out the other side an Adept.

seriously, it would change your life...

#7

im not sure if this is my ideal job but i dont think i would ever have a bad day or hate comin in to work if i did this job........ which is...... Hugh Hefner's Job.....

the dude is lookin at T & A all day n judges it.......

Apart from that i wouldn't mind being one of those reviewers that get to test out new gadgets, games n stuff....

#8

formula 1 race car driver.

perhaps I would stop getting nicked for so many damn speeding tickets. I almost had to spend a night in jail for doing 104 in a 55 last week. Reckless driving my ass, I was perfectly in control of my car.

#9

I'm thinking something along the lines of SWAT or Special Forces. That is some exciting stuff right there!

#10

Holy shit emanon, lol...