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It washes away the dummies who built in a flood zone.

(I know this is a sick ass joke, but what the hell...)

Best thing about having a motorcycle accident?

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You have a great story to tell for the amputated leg

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You get an assessment of how you're doing in the class and can make adjustments if necessary.

Best thing about completely rearranging the furniture in your house?

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u can get to place the "not so nice" furniture in the "not so noticed" part of the room/house.

best thing 'bout last minute shopping?

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Hopefully that's when you'll catch the item that everyone else over looked!

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The personal satisfaction when you're done.

Best thing about falling asleep while driving?

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Not getting killed




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->Cheaper than a new Playstation



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Missing all the daytime traffic.


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When she and I are testing the new mattress...

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