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At least you've got some Scotch

Best thing about high school girls basketball games?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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You get to see people relying on skill more than natural talent...Girls play good fundamental basketball..!

Best thing about having your balls licked by a transvestite..?
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At least it's not your pet dog (ala Ali G), lol!


Best thing about moving away to an unknown city on the other side of the country that you've never been to?

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all the new friends you get to make.

Best thing about working New Years Eve?

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You dont' have to worry about which out of the million parties you are gonna go to

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"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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The excitement of the sport

Best thing about sore feet?

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Usually it means you worked hard

Best thing about kids?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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Having them grow up and become responsible adults. (sappy, but true)

Best thing about dating a girl only to find out she's a "he"?

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Being able to get away with murdering them...

Best thing about not showering for 4 days..?
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You have a little more time in your day

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