57% of College Girls Want Sex with Angelina Jolie

#1

57% of College Girls Want Sex with Angelina Jolie ~ Can you blame them?

A new survey by Playboy indicates that while only 54% of college coeds would cheat on their boyfriends with Brad Pitt, 57% would hook up with Angelina Jolie. Who can blame them?

Here's some kinky news for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: A lot of female college students want to sleep with them. Both of them.

According to Playboy magazine, 54 percent of college gals would cheat on their boyfriend with Pitt and 57 percent want to get jiggy with Jolie.

In other Angelina Jolie related polls (hey, pollsters have to do something in off-election years too!), 27 percent of 18-59 year old women say that they would 'most like to resemble Anglina Jolie in the bedroom'.

In an unscientific poll conducted by The Jawa Report, 100% of husbands say they wish their wives would resemble Angelina Jolie in the bedroom, too. The margin of error in our poll is plus or minus zero percent.

Lest we forget, Jolie has admitted that she is 'an expert in lesbian sex' with a lot of experience.

The same poll indicates that "it" girl and all around media maven Paris Hilton doesn't have what it takes to attract hot lesbian action. Only 12% of college girls would spend one night, er, with Paris. However, mom-to-be Brittney Spears has enough sexiness to tempt 26% of sorority girls into a night of wreckless experimentation.

100% of kabballah-following ex-pat aging female pop stars affirmed that they would sleep with Brittney Spears on film if that would mean resurrecting their fading sex-icon status and help sell a few more poorly written children's books.

#2

I honestly do not care much for Angelina Jolie, nor do I care for people that condone & promote infidility, for whatever excuse.

Yeah, I recognise that Jolie and her lips do look sexy, but I think she's highly overrated, way too much overrated. More like a bucketload of saccharinn EQUAL packets than a warm sweet spoonful of fresh sugar....

Finger-poking and some fancy tongue twisting- that's all lesbian sex is, no mystery to it at all. It only looks mysterious because most of it is substitution- making do with what ain't there....
I can do that....and ALOT MORE!

Even if I was raving mad on Jolie and wanted my future wife to resemble her, man if I was that keen, I wouldn't just want her to resemble Jolie in the bedroom! Fuck that, why just keep it for the bedroom? That's fucking lame, ferrkrissakes, if ya that mad on ya chick to look like Jolie, you'd want her to be like that EVERYWHERE and do her wherever you can, not just the same-old same-old bedroom, ho hum.... Fucken get it on on the lawn, cobbers!

#3

wow. wow.

#4

^ lol ^

Man, Jolie need some meat on them bones...She could be 10x's hotter if she wasn't so skinny...

#5

i think she has her good days and her bad days. like her looks are bipolar to me. shes okay but yeah shes overrated. id rather fuck cameron diaz because not only are her lips smaller and more normal looking, she has a wide mouth also. not saying i have the girth of a horse but man for some reason that mouth turns me on.

#6

Are you kidding me? Diaz looks like a fucking muppet. She opens her mouth and you expect the whole topside of her head to tip back... just like bert..... IMHO

#7

I know I'd do her - just for those lips. God I love a nice set of lips..........

#8

^^Definitely need film at 11 for that one.

#9

I would gladly add sex between Angelina and myself to my collection of home videos. That would be too yummy not to tape. Those lips..........o those lips.......

#10

Are you imagining those lips sliding down. dropping then nibbling...