Evil Love Poems For Valentines Day

#1

Came across these and thought i'd share as it is Vday...

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss.
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other.
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace.
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

#2

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

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Hahaha. I'm gonna share that with my teacher. He always talks about how his wife is a super fat, oprah loving, twinkie whore.

#3

lol...

Of all the holidays, I do believe I dislike Valentine's Day the most...You may as well lay your debit card on fucking table man, goodness...

#4

v-day is completely useless.. it's like wow it's the one day of the year where i HAVE to be nice to my girlfriend or wife or SO... that's bull.... how about i treat her the same way 365... now there's a thought..

v-day is just about as dumbass as halloween in my opinion...

Bot · #5

Had a good laugh at this one...

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

lol But hey, lets not go dissing Halloween now... lol

#6

only good thing about halloween is i can actually walk the streets of downtown toronto dressed as a pirate and nobody seems to mind....

but the second dizzle tries to go for a nice june afternoon walk through yorkville dressed as a pirate everybody all of a sudden has something to say... what the deuce is wrong with people...

#7

Haha....those were awesome man! Thanks for sharing

#8

QUOTE(Mandizzle @ Feb 15 2007, 12:17 AM) only good thing about halloween is i can actually walk the streets of downtown toronto dressed as a pirate and nobody seems to mind....

but the second dizzle tries to go for a nice june afternoon walk through yorkville dressed as a pirate everybody all of a sudden has something to say... what the deuce is wrong with people...

yeah .. kinda like me and my black cloak I made .. perfect for halloween, but when I go out just walkin I get stared at .. sup wit dat????