Just Read It First And Then Make Up Your Mind

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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this
one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no
peeking, then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic!

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2

businesses

* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that
crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us. ???

Bot · #2

I picked A... lol I didn't know Roosevelt was such a heavy drinker... lol

#3

I picked B cuz opium sounds pretty cool.... would love to find me a chinese opium den...

if i did find one by chance, and anybody can feel free to reply here, would you come with?

lol

#4

Damn... Almost went for Hitler. Then changed my mind and went for Roosevelt.

#5

I had heard those before so I went for good ol Roosevelt and said no to the abortion

#6

I went for B and I said heck why not, have that baby. If all that bad luck, you might as well give another shot, it might just turn out normal lol

#7

damn .... just .... damn

I did what any normal guy would've picked .. I choose C

wow .. that just messed my brain up .. big time.

#8

I voted for Candidate C...........man that was spooky.........

But I didn't kill ol' Ludwig, so I felt okay about that.

About the last one- my first thought was that the business was Microsoft, lol. After that I did suspect that it would be a government, and although I wasn't surprised to read that it was in fact the U.S., I didn't actually guess that.

#9

Well, given the circumstances, I didn't CHOOSE to take the abortion route, but man, had she WANTED that shit, I would have been drivin' like Bo Duke to have that op, lol...

I choose A from the get go...I'd never seen this before, but A sounded like a normal guy...I knew C was fucked up, lol...

#10

seen this before in my mail.

reading this again makes me wonder how many potential geniuses were aborted. what wondrous contributions could they have made to the human race. but then again, they could have turned out to be someone like, or worse than, Hitler.

i guess we'll never know.