Man gets probation for dead deer sex.

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http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/1243451/

Lol. What a waste of food. Can't you eat deer? That's seriously gross. I wonder what sex the deer was? Either way it's still gross. I don't know what to say.

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i always wonder what the SO thinks about this....like, youd rather have that? hopefully he was single!

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And the kicker is that he had been previously arrested for felony animal cruelty after killing a horse in order to have sex with it.

So not only is this idiot into bestiality, he's into necro-bestiality!

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Deer meat is awesome to eat...But...Fuckin' it..? Gsus...What is going on w/people man..?
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Guess he never had a chance to score with the human ladies. So he went after animals. :-&

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Kill him.

Don't even ask him to explain. Don't give him the chance. Don't even let him pick his clothes up.

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It would be like...

"Ty..? Aw, man. *sigh* Come with me."

"Yo, man, I can explai-" *pullin up pants, wiping blood on filthy plaid shirt*

shh.. It's ok, just come with me. *stopping outside the barn*

"but man, i jus-"

"No need to explain. Just come,., No; no need to get dressed or try to wipe off... just come with me."

[click]

and when he steps out the barn, one shot to the head. with a high powered rifle. Burn it all and salt the ground.

Because this is just him wanting to do this to people, but not wanting to get caught or stuck with the guilt. He is practicing to get the courage. The minute you confuse the fuck instinct with the kill instinct, you are inhuman. Word is bond; he is not finished.

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Yeah let's kill RIMFIRE

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I like that idea Raum. That's exactly what needs to be done. We can practice our shot on Fap
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Fap IS the one into animals...

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dude is fucking ridiculous....

but these responses have me dying laughing...

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