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You can change it so you always in.

Best thing about having an exam in the morning?


(lol @ gms - yes it does make my clothes fall off)

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You have the rest of the day to get drunk

Best thing about sex with a stranger in the morning??
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Always do right. This will gratify many people, and astonish the rest.
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They are no longer as much of a stranger.


Best thing about sex with your spouse?

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Dont have to pay cover charge or $6 for a beer at the bar

Best thing about being retired from the US Army?
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Liberalism is not an affiliation; its a curable disease

Always do right. This will gratify many people, and astonish the rest.
~Wisdom of Shawnshuefus

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you can have fun

best thing about chopping off your dick

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It won't get you in trouble any more

Best thing about getting gored by a bull?

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If U live that minute of stupidity can be parlayed into cold hardcash (ie Oprah, Letterman, Leno) or a website (Igotgored.com)

Best thing about being a twin?
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Always do right. This will gratify many people, and astonish the rest.
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g00b3r will find you even more sexy!!!

Best thing about goober finding you even more sexy?

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wild and crazy Internet sex!

Best thing about having a tree fall on your house?

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Insurance money!

Best thing about getting on Uber's bad side?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

Soren Kierkegaard

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