g00b3r's Next Newbie

#11

Welcome indeed.

It's nice to see the Reception Area as one of the busiest areas in the forum.

Uber's not being impersonal, his head is still reeling from the influx of femininity here.

#12

The last time he experienced an influx like this, he found himself in a bikini.... trust me, it wasn't pretty.... CDR

#13

I saw the pictures and then washed my eyes with vinegar.

#14

Do we always have to bring up the bikini pictures............they make me horny oddly enough. lol

#15

...and that is why we mention them.... ;-)

#16

So you want me to be as sexually frustrated as a nun?

#17

Reminds me of a story....
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

#18

I love that joke. I have read it in the AF joke thread before.

#19

Hey I have bikini pictures lmao....But...I must not post them..Think I hurt Uber enough last night...LMAO

#20

uber will be alright.........post away. lol