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Witchy
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Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl
to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi
pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen
quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place....smack his ass again!"


If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

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LMFAO. That was awesome
WHEN THE RICH WAGE WAR ITS THE POOR WHO DIE

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CDR..!!!!

yeah, that was a good one, hahaha...
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LMFAO CDR WHILE ROFL!!!

I love it. /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

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