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#701

You get them over in one big punch and can relax hopefully.

Best thing about roids?

#702

They're fairly easy to get rid of.

Best thing about slack-ass co-workers?

#703

its easyer to get a raise-promotion

best thing bout standardized tests

#704

Answer 'c'.

Best thing about being out of school?

#705

You realize it was never answer 'c' it was always answer 'b'.

Best thing about rhinitis?

#706

The head rush you get when it finally clears up.

best thing about a cold dog nose up your ass?

#707

it tickles.........

Best thing about having only a few hours of sleep?

#708

sleep comes easyer the next day

best thing bout thinking it was always 'b' but having it turn out to be 'a'

#709

you'll never have to worry about it again, since you'll be working at Burger King for the rest of your life...."Would you like fries with that?"

best thing about working at BK for the rest of your life?

#710

Free Whoppers for life.

Best thing about getting fat off of free Whoppers?