A public service annoucment

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Witchy
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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.



However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine or rum, whiskey, beer
or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember:



Water = Poop

Wine = Health



Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.



There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as
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LOL

Too bad wine tastes like shit- good to see whiskey and beer make the cut

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Like I said, priceless information, lol...
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Kick ass. See I knew I was helping myself out. haha

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Small clarification:QUOTE(Witchy @ Apr 27 2007, 02:51 AM) ... at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
Not actually true. It says 1kilo of E. coli FOUND in poop. It does not mention the amount of poop consumed that does not contain E. coli, which could be MUCH greater. Just thought I'd point that out.

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i always knew alcohol is good for u !!!

very useful info.

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Good point HL. I'll stick with my water...
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

Soren Kierkegaard

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well sydney water levels are so low that we are gonna build a water recycling plant so ill be drinking poop and pee anyways.....lol... i wish i was joking but im serious.... :'(

but thanks for the info....u learn sumfin new everyday...
To weasel out of work is what seperate's us from the animals.. well except the weasel....

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Actually, the Liberals proposed a recycling scheme that would see only stormwater recycled, though I think they got a bit confused on which one they were going to use.. lol

Though, I really don't want desalinated water, then it'll have unsalty poop, I can't live with that..

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I'll stick with my Scotch and kill the little buggers before they fill me up.

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