The Village Voice came across a list of the pseudonyms that the Yankees used in 2005 when staying in a hotel in Seattle.
Here's the list.
Pseudonym: Simon Phoenix
Real name: Mike Mussina
Pseudonym: Bruce Almighty
Real name: Don Mattingly
Pseudonym: Austin Powers
Real name: Ruben Sierra
Pseudonym: Johnny Drama
Real name: Derek Jeter
Pseudonym: Turd Ferguson
Real name: Jaret Wright
Pseudonym: Richard Long (very clever Bernie)
Real name: Bernie Williams
Pseudonym: Rickey Ricardo
Real name: Jorge Posada
Pseudonym: Joe Saturday
Real name: Hideki Matsui
Pseudonym: Harry Pelotas (yes, that's Harry Balls when translated)
Real name: Luis Sojo
Pseudonym: Sam Adams
Real name: Randy Johnson
Pseudonym: Eleven Fifty
Real name: Matt Lawton
A-Rod stayed at a different hotel so he didn't make the list. Damn shame.
Source: The Village Voice
Yankees' Pseudonyms
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What's a shame, is that A-Rod cannot hit the damn baseball on the road...
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