Musicians Onboard the Music Board?

[Fapper]

From time to time i post a new thread asking if there's any musician in the public?

Is there any? what instrument? which style?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

bass player. funk rock.

[AYHJA]

Fap, you used to be really good about uploading shit, now you just hang out and troll...Where's the latest clip of you playing man..?

[Fapper]

SirJaL, you got a cool avatar and you're a funk bass player, almost reaching the satus of a cool person. You earned more respect just with that than "trashtalker" and "deepdiver" in three years.
I define myself as a guitar player who loves music but pretty sure she's cheating on me.
Once we find a drummer with recording capabilities (drummer with any capabilities are hard to find) we could do an ensamble of self recorded tracks for this crappy site, are you up to?

Ayhja, i dont even troll as much as before, that could only mean that my spare time online has been reduced, so hardly could i upload stuff, in spite of what: i still rule.
So at the same time you (Uber) shut up, do the following:
- Put back the title of "Rusty Guitar Player" above my avy.
- Buy yourself a guitar as you've always claimed to wish, and start playing.








*The right one on my avatar is a self-painted strat with fender gold lace sensors, which i like to compare as if Karen McDougal and Jenny McCarthy had a baby... yeah i know they can't ... but imagine them two trying to conceive ... now you get the idea!

[trashtalkr]

What did DD and I ever do to you Fap?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

shit i only saw this now! i'd be up Fapp. though i have no clue in what way techwise you plan this virtual jam sess as i'm totally from the olde school when it comes to my muso thing.

[Fapper]

Since i know Ayhja wont pay us the travel tickets to go to his home and make the jam session in his kitchen .... we could start with someone of the writers forum writing down a lyric ... then make a guitar/piano track with the basic melody and over that, start creating bass lines, drums and rythmic session (it could be some funky stuff).


... this is the typical idea that Uber will come to rotulate as "Great!" and will died burried under our cynism.




PS: 'Tyrone' dazza fankie naim!

[Fapper]

... this is the typical idea that Uber will come to rotulate as "Great!" and will died burried under our cynism.

I only quote myself to say i was right

[deepdiver32073]

My primary instrument is my voice (singer) but I also play rhythm guitar, bass, trumpet, French horn and baritone.

Vocally I do everything from classical to rock. The brass instruments: classical to typical marches. Guitar and bass: classic rock/folk.

Bite me, Fapper! LOL

[Fapper]

Didnt know you were that close to music. The idea would be something like ...

If Jig is still alive as a bass player we still be needing some drummer that can record some stuff (i don't like programmed drums for this).

Then we pick some shit out of "The Word" and we put some basic melody music over it to have an idea how would it be, after that every member of the virtual band will record their instrument in a multitrack file that we'll share (base melody, rythm guitar, bass & drums). Perhups some discussion for changes and a second round with definitive recording by each member should be enough to have a decent work plus any other arrangement with some other instruments.

Once the backing track is complete you sing it over, then a simple mix and the result would be complete piece of music made out of the falling pieces of this site