[center]How much HOOD do you have in you..? Grab a pencil and tally it up..! :D
1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points)
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)
3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each)
5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2 points)
6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired
of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)
8. If you have ever played any of the following games:
hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each)
9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)
10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers".
(5 points)
11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)
12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)
13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of
tape.
(5 points)
14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai
Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or
Faberge.
(1 point each):
15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant.
(5 points)
16. You've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)
17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said
twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray,
nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)
18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)
19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)
20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(e.g. Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)
21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people
( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em).
(5 points)
22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5 points)
23. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)
24. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)
25. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)
26. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)
27. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a
pair of Jordan 's.
(15 points)
28. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)
29. You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)
30. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25 points)
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0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs
51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat
76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh?
150 points or more - Still there, huh?[/center]
LoL, I scored an 81, CDR....
How Hood Are You..?
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AYHJA
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happywonton
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Re: How Hood Are You..?
I got a 33. Mainly because i voted Tupac is still alive. HAhahaha
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Deepak
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Re: How Hood Are You..?
51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat
thats me yo LOL
thats me yo LOL
WHEN THE RICH WAGE WAR ITS THE POOR WHO DIE
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teh1337357
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Re: How Hood Are You..?
32, and my biggest one was 10, because I don't think Tupac is still alive. So I guess the suburbs put a tiny bit of hood in me.
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Sir Jig-A-Lot
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kurgan2001
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Re: How Hood Are You..?
I'm right on 50 .. lol
I'm from southern ohio though .. and I only got that much is cause I used the calculator to check or else I'd have 25 .. :laff:
I'm from southern ohio though .. and I only got that much is cause I used the calculator to check or else I'd have 25 .. :laff:
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Re: How Hood Are You..?
1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points)
How the hell am I supposed to fit all my rubbish on an album cover??
0 points.
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)
I've run a race barefoot, but on the sand at the beach, or the grass.
0 points.
3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
What is a "candy lady"?
0 points.
4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each)
I have picked my own belt. Who is was gonna buy it for me?
But why would I pick a "switch"? what?
3 points.
5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2 points)
Primary school was 13 kilometres away. High school was 40 kilometres away. I only walked the 400 metres to the bus stop up the road.
I guess that doesn't count.
0 points.
6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)
No. I just swish the soap around to make bubbles.
0 points.
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired
of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)
What the bloody hell is "Kool-Aid"?
0 points.
8. If you have ever played any of the following games:
hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each)
I've played the first three games heaps of times.
2+2+2 = 6 points.
9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)
Yes. Kurrimine Beach had an ice cream man way back when I was very very little, but then for years we didn't have one. Then he started coming back. Now we have two, both Home Ice Cream (which ring a bell- ding ding!), and Mr. Softy who plays an old rockabilly piano version of "When the Red Red Robin goes bob bob bobbin' along"
2+2 = 4 points.
10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers".
(5 points)
I've never heard of these in my whole lifetime.
0 points.
11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)
I've never had a reason to run away from the police.
0 points.
12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)
No. But after I cut the fat off the bacon, I use that fat to grease the frying pan (just heat it slowly to extract the fat), rather than use cooking oil.
0 points.
13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of
tape.
(5 points)
ALWAYS!
5 points.
14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai
Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or
Faberge.
(1 point each):
I hate that fuckin stinky-arse shite!
0 points.
15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant.
(5 points)
Never heard of it. And probably wouldn't wear it anyway.
0 points.
16. You've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)
During primary school and up to Year 10 in high school, the school made us go to the school dentist when they came annually. After that I went once to a private dentist, then not for a whole 7 years. I made myself get a checkup and thorough clean last May.
5 points.
17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said
twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray,
nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)
No.
0 points.
18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)
I've never owned a pager.
0 points.
19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)
What are house shoes?
0 points.
20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(e.g. Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)
Nah, not really.
0 points.
21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people
( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em).
(5 points)
Nah.
0 points.
22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5 points)
I don't understand this question.
0 points.
23. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)
My hair gets messy anyway, even when I have slept in a chair.
0 points.
24. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)
Yes.
2 points.
25. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)
I have a bad habit of biting my nails, so they are perpetually short.
0 points.
26. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)
I just have calcium phosphate for teeth. And whatever the school dentist stuck in my teeth for fillings- too poor to have gold in there.
0 points.
27. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a
pair of Jordan 's.
(15 points)
I don't have children. I don't own a leather coat. My friend Mick (who had the place I currently live in) owns a pair of Air Jordan 1s or 5s or something, they are really really old. Black and silver I think, or red too. He got them off eBay.
0 points.
28. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)
No.
0 points.
29. You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)
I think there's a chance. I honestly don't know much about the whole story.
0 points.
30. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25 points)
No.
0 points.
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Grand Total of 25 points
But I never grew up in the suburbs. I grew up in a small fishing village where every third house has a tractor, and the entire length of the town is barely a mile and a half!
(5 points)
How the hell am I supposed to fit all my rubbish on an album cover??
0 points.
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)
I've run a race barefoot, but on the sand at the beach, or the grass.
0 points.
3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
What is a "candy lady"?
0 points.
4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each)
I have picked my own belt. Who is was gonna buy it for me?
But why would I pick a "switch"? what?
3 points.
5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2 points)
Primary school was 13 kilometres away. High school was 40 kilometres away. I only walked the 400 metres to the bus stop up the road.
I guess that doesn't count.
0 points.
6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)
No. I just swish the soap around to make bubbles.
0 points.
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired
of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)
What the bloody hell is "Kool-Aid"?
0 points.
8. If you have ever played any of the following games:
hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each)
I've played the first three games heaps of times.
2+2+2 = 6 points.
9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)
Yes. Kurrimine Beach had an ice cream man way back when I was very very little, but then for years we didn't have one. Then he started coming back. Now we have two, both Home Ice Cream (which ring a bell- ding ding!), and Mr. Softy who plays an old rockabilly piano version of "When the Red Red Robin goes bob bob bobbin' along"
2+2 = 4 points.
10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers".
(5 points)
I've never heard of these in my whole lifetime.
0 points.
11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)
I've never had a reason to run away from the police.
0 points.
12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)
No. But after I cut the fat off the bacon, I use that fat to grease the frying pan (just heat it slowly to extract the fat), rather than use cooking oil.
0 points.
13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of
tape.
(5 points)
ALWAYS!
5 points.
14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai
Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or
Faberge.
(1 point each):
I hate that fuckin stinky-arse shite!
0 points.
15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant.
(5 points)
Never heard of it. And probably wouldn't wear it anyway.
0 points.
16. You've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)
During primary school and up to Year 10 in high school, the school made us go to the school dentist when they came annually. After that I went once to a private dentist, then not for a whole 7 years. I made myself get a checkup and thorough clean last May.
5 points.
17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said
twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray,
nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)
No.
0 points.
18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)
I've never owned a pager.
0 points.
19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)
What are house shoes?
0 points.
20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(e.g. Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)
Nah, not really.
0 points.
21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people
( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em).
(5 points)
Nah.
0 points.
22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5 points)
I don't understand this question.
0 points.
23. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)
My hair gets messy anyway, even when I have slept in a chair.
0 points.
24. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)
Yes.
2 points.
25. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)
I have a bad habit of biting my nails, so they are perpetually short.
0 points.
26. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)
I just have calcium phosphate for teeth. And whatever the school dentist stuck in my teeth for fillings- too poor to have gold in there.
0 points.
27. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a
pair of Jordan 's.
(15 points)
I don't have children. I don't own a leather coat. My friend Mick (who had the place I currently live in) owns a pair of Air Jordan 1s or 5s or something, they are really really old. Black and silver I think, or red too. He got them off eBay.
0 points.
28. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)
No.
0 points.
29. You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)
I think there's a chance. I honestly don't know much about the whole story.
0 points.
30. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25 points)
No.
0 points.
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Grand Total of 25 points
But I never grew up in the suburbs. I grew up in a small fishing village where every third house has a tractor, and the entire length of the town is barely a mile and a half!
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Sir Jig-A-Lot
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Re: How Hood Are You..?
i think i'm down to 115 points. i now believe Pac is dead after watching the Thug Angel documentary.
ALL MY BITCHEZ LUH ME
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frankenleg
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Re: How Hood Are You..?
nOT Hood at all, and pretty damn proud of it. That's cause from down here in south florida, hood= ghetto. Now if hood meant city smart, then i'm sorta okay.
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deepdiver32073
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Re: How Hood Are You..?
A surprising 134 for the old white guy. Most of the stuff on the list we did growing up in rural central Florida. Don't know if it really makes me "hood" or not, but I had a blast growing up. (And BTW, I did get away from the cops when they chased us for throwing cattails at the windshields of the truckers from the overpass).
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