Boy Glues Hand to Bed to Avoid School

[happywonton]

Boy Glues Hand to Bed to Avoid School

MEXICO CITY — A 10-year-old Mexican boy dreaded returning to school after Christmas break so much that he glued his hand to his bed. Sandra Palacios spent nearly two hours Monday morning trying to free her son Diego's hand with water, oil and nail polish remover before calling authorities, police chief Jorge Camacho told The Associated Press from outside the northern city of Monterrey.

"I didn't want to go to school because vacation was so much fun," Reforma newspaper quoted the boy as saying.

Palacios said Diego sneaked into the kitchen in the early morning to get the industrial glue, which he then slathered on his right hand. She didn't hear him get up, but later awoke and found him watching TV with his hand stuck to the bed, she told Mexican newspaper El Universal.

"I don't know why he did it," she told Reforma. "He's a good boy, but mischievous like all kids."

Diego's hand was fine, and paramedics managed to unstick him in time for class.

Source: Wral Strange News

Wow. Kids these days have access to internet porn, SUPER GLUE, and drugs. All I had was elmer's glue, HBO, and flintstones vitamins.

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

an F for Failure for the kid. A for Effort too though.

[AYHJA]

Damn, he glued his hand to the bed w/industrial glue and STILL had to take his ass to school..? LoL, man that's hardcore...I would have kicked my son's ass so good that he would have been dying to get to school the next day, lol...He would have got to stay home, but I would have worked the shit out him man...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

He would have got to stay home, but I would have worked the shit out him man...

:laff: CDR

[puppydog]

dat sux, all dat effort and still had to go to school