Americans Suck Dick For Gas Money

[Skinny Bastard]

You can read about my opinion HERE: Invade Canada Now!

[AYHJA]

CDR :laff:

[ootpoot]

Übermensch presents a USA-vs-Canada comparison in dull black text.
I respond, tête-à-tête, in Brilliant Colours with accents and videos and everything :

1. People (thousands) go to USA to pursue modeling careers...
Britney is such an inspiring role model.

2. People (hundreds of thousands) come here for the cultural experiences... (The Super Bowl, for example)
Yeah, once they see Disneyland, how could they ever go back to the Bolshoi, Shakespeare-on-Avon or the Louvre?

3. There is an 'American Dream' internationally known...
Lie, Cheat, Steal and Murder to Take More than Your Share


There is an 'American Nightmare' internationally known...
USA has 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of world's resources, 26% of the energy and generates 30% of world's waste.
Population growth in the United States is more of a threat to the Earth's environment than in any other part of the world.

If you actually read the USA Constitution it says:
"All white male adult land holders and slave owners are created equal.
Negroes are only 3/5ths of a man, and women don't count at all."
Go ahead, read it -- it's in ink on the parchment!
:o

1. People (millions) go to Canada to live in peace in a welcoming, progressive, diverse, multicultural society....
► -- 19% of Canadians are immigrants, only 12% of USers are immigrants.
► -- the homicide rate in Canada is less than on third of the US murder rate.
● Canada has the highest per capita net immigration rate in the world.
● A majority of Canada's immigrants came from Asia.

2. People (20 million) come to Canada for recreation and tourism ....
► that's 2 visitors for every 3 Canucks. The USA gets only 1 tourist per 6 Yanks. Boo-hoo.

3. The Canadian Dream is Peace, Order, and Good Government ...
► It's the introductory phrase in the 1867 Canadian Constitution, Section 91, Parliamentary Duties and.... blah, blah, blah....
● Seems to work quite well here.

"I am Not American"
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"Canada's Really Big"
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There, that proves we're better, eh?
:D

[AYHJA]

LoL...Dude, you are HILARIOUS..! I'm about to put a cup of coffee on and read your posts back to back...Funniest shit I've read in a long time..!

You're right, I did put a little US vs Canada comparison in the other thread, but it must not have been as black and white as I thought...You offered rebuttals that don't make sense...But, I'll give you what you're looking for...

Canada 1
USA 0

Better..?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

oh he a funny muhfucca fa sho'. i like him.

[Skinny Bastard]

I still vote for anexation...

[ootpoot]

Canada 1 USA 0

Betcha liked the Canada Day videos too, eh?
We made Canada's birthday July 1st just so we can celebrate before the USA.
We drink all the good beer, then pee in the empties and send them to Buffalo.

;)

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

You can read about my opinion HERE: Invade Canada Now!

niiice one,st4

3. There is an 'American Dream' internationally known...
Lie, Cheat, Steal and Murder to Take More than Your Share


If you actually read the USA Constitution it says:
"All white male adult land holders and slave owners are created equal.
Negroes are only 3/5ths of a man, and women don't count at all."
Go ahead, read it -- it's in ink on the parchment!
:o

i nearly shit myself with the above quoted stuff .