The Best Of...

[ruffriders23]

That you didn't get it from chronic masturbation!

Best thing about the movie Roots?

[deepdiver32073]

Showed many people what slaves often went thru.

Best thing about a hangover?

[ruffriders23]

That I don't drink so I never get them.

Best thing about having surgery?

[deepdiver32073]

You get whatever was wrong with you fixed.

Best thing about being castrated with a box cutter?

[deepdiver32073]

Now you can hit those high notes in choir!

Best thing about frostbite?

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A good excuse to win/vacate any argument/predicament


Best thing about gaining weight?

[AYHJA]

You're not starving to death, obviously, lol...

Best thing about having a hang nail..?

[schmicko]

ya finally find ur clippers...(and ur missus thinks ur well kempt...)

best thing about long painted nails on ur gorgeous sexy neighbour ??

[AYHJA]

My neighbor is female, cdr...

Best thing about burning your tongue drinking coffee that was WAY too hot..?

[puppydog]

you can't taste your wife's horrible cooking

best thing about being shorter than women