The Gostosa League News Ticker

[AYHJA]

Shrouded in mystery until the end, team 1337 has invited another prospect to camp, in hopes to replace a team member rumored to be pregnant by having butt secks...With an already cloudy view of potential invites, this makes opening day for the World Champion's a little more interesting...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

You're obsessed. :laff:

[AYHJA]

Continuing to build upon their formula for success, 1337 Team President has announced the following signings in accordance with the league wide roster expansion:

1. Marketa Brymova
2. Gianna DiMarco
3. Georgia Jones

Although 2 spots remain open on the roster, the team is expected to release at least one member...We will keep you posted..!

[Chuckiedoo]

Three girls to take L's this year

[AYHJA]

We'll keep a bench spot warm for Kardashian son...Her contract will run out sooner or late, please believe..!

Also, I'm not sure how many of you have noticed, but we've extended the start of the season...Once we have a set number of teams, we'll kick back into gear..! Hopefully, we'll have 2 more teams by weeks end...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

When do this shit start,Ja? How much time I got to tighten my team up?!?..

[AYHJA]

I'm going to do a few preseason, random matches MONDAY...We'll announce the start of the season some time later on...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Okay, well i'll make sure to get you my pics by then.. ;)

[shellvpower]

I've updated my team, but I have to reup the pics

Insert:
Lanny Barbie & Ines Cudna

Release:
Pryia rai & Sugar

[AYHJA]

1337 President T. Gunn has announced that the team was not able to reach terms of a contract with player Holly Hart and that she is to be released at weeks end to the free agent market...The team wishes her well..!

In other news, the team expects to resign Nadia Bjorlin to a contract, possibly as a replacement...