Drink Heavily And Recycle

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Drink Heavily And Recycle

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http://www.michigangreen.org/article395.html

$1000 Investment
Food For Thought

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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LoL...So sad, but true...

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