Who would you...

[darklighter1]

...rather be right now?

Plaxico Buress
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=a ... &type=lgns

Roger Clemens
http://www.latimes.com/sports/printedit ... 5775.story
or

Eddie Curry?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479816,00.html

Ah New York. What is it about that city that makes it's sports stars lose their minds? The one that hurts the most to me is Roger. Even though he will be remembered as a Yankee he was my boyhood hero and all time favorite player. The Curry thing is F-U-N-N-Y! And Plax, jeez just a disaster on one good leg.

[AYHJA]

Some of the most absolutely fucked up horrors of the sports world, and don't forget to leave out Pacman and Marvin Harrison...

I don't know what it is about fame and money that fucks up people's heads man, but the Rocket is the last person I'd want to be...We're talking about a HUGE, tremendous legacy man...When Plax and Curry are done with the game, only fans will remember them...But you'd be hard pressed to not know The Rocket even if you don't follow baseball...

The Curry story is TRULY ROFL though...

[darklighter1]

Yeah the Curry thing is just so funny, he and his family must be mortified though. The Rocket is tragic. 7 Cy Youngs! 7!!! And he probably won't see the Hall now AND he's going to end up serving time..in my opinion. As bad as Plax has it right now I think he'll get a slap on the wrist and be back in the game next year, Harrison too. Pacman is going to be sharing a cell though with the Rocket.