The Best Of...

[deepdiver32073]

You're free to shop around.

Best thing about your home being foreclosed?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

You're free to move elsewhere w/out (figurative) baggage.

Worst thing about being the sole employee of 2 highly attractive & brainy women?

[deepdiver32073]

They're probably lesbian.

Best thing about not getting enough sleep?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

That lovely delirium where random things are funny as hell to you.

Best thing about being in your 30s?

[deepdiver32073]

You know enough to get by but still have enough life in front of you to learn more.

Best thing about nostril hair?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

It catches all the dust & dirt.

Best thing about viewing Iron Man & T2 on a hi-def bigass screen?

[deepdiver32073]

You get to see all the action as it was meant to be seen.

Best thing about breaking down in the middle of nowhere?

[Skinny Bastard]

you can pee anywhere and no one is gonna care or give you crap for it...

The best thing about having an F'ing deadline moved up is.....

[deepdiver32073]

You can really shine when you turn in your project before the new deadline.

Best thing about breaking your nose during sex?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

The pain is overridden by the pleasure.

Best thing about a netbook?