Doing it to death....literally...

[raum]

you people need to lighten up. she was prolly hot.

[Skinny Bastard]

not hot, not even warm..... cold as death more likely.... LOOOOOOL

[blixa]

I used to be a nercophilliac, but in the end I found that those kinds of relationships tends to just fall apart in your hands.

[deepdiver32073]

At least you wouldn't hear her bitch about your technique! LOL

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Oh I dunno about that. Some women can bitch from beyond the grave..

[AYHJA]

you people need to lighten up. she was prolly hot.

LMFAO...Man, you guys are nuts..!!!

I'm not going to pretend I always walk around wearing white, but damn..! Humping a dead girl..? I'm not sure I even want to pretend to take my mind there...I don't understand the physics of it all, first and foremost...Secondly, I don't think there's a piece of pussy in the known universe I'd hit in a morgue if she was alive, least of all dead..! That's why they call them 'stiffs'...You stick your dick inside and what was yours now belongs to the reaper...

I mean, if she as in a coma, ala The Bride in Kill Bill, that's still sick, but you could maybe hang a good 47 strokes into a comatose Monica Bellucci...But still...

[deepdiver32073]

LOL @ the comatose Monica... DUDE!!! If she ain't in it at all, it ain't worth hitting. Now I've made love to a sleeping chick 'cause I know she's gonna wake up and get into it, but coma/dead... she ain't gonna get into it, ya know?

[x3n]

Maybe the Grunke brothers and their pal Radke (no doubt Hispanics, the little fucks!) were becoming painfully aware that their charming personalities and witty banter might not be conducive to a healthy relationship.
Hell, not even a decent relationship with each other!, for anyone to suggest "wow, dawg, you really think this is a good idea?"

[deepdiver32073]

Yeah, I keep trying to run their conversation prior to the event...

"Damn, I'm horny! I need to hit sumpin' up!"

"Where we gonna find a chick that'll do US?!?"

"Dunno.... hmmmm, let me think about this..."

"HEY! I know! I saw this pic of a girl who just croaked a coupla days ago... she was HOT!"

"What are you saying?!?"

"Let's go dig her up tonight, and have a party!"

Well.... OK... but I want to get some 'protection' first!"

[badpowers]

Humping a dead girl..? I'm not sure I even want to pretend to take my mind there...

Although the thought is repulsive, for strictly humanitarian purposes, I'd have to consider it.

Based on the response I get from women, I'm convinced I could bring one back from the dead.