The Official AF Joke Thread

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Hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This page rocks, thanks guys for these jokes..!

[deepdiver32073]

A couple of drinking buddies, who were airplane mechanics, were in the hanger in Los Angeles.

It was fogged in and they had nothing to do. One said to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"

"Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel and that'll kinda give you a buzz."

So, Bill and Bob drank jet fuel, get smashed and had a great time. The following morning, Bill woke up and figured his head would probably start pounding as soon as he stood up.

But it didn't. He felt good. In fact, he felt great - no hangover! Bill's phone rang, it was Bob. Bob asked, "Hey, how do you feel?"

"I feel great!" replied Bill.

"I feel great too! You don't have a hangover?" "No. That jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover. We ought to do this more often!"

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Did you fart yet?"

"What?"

"Did you fart yet?"

"No..."

"Well, don't, because I'm in New York!"

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[Skinny Bastard]

OMG LOL CDR ---- too f'n funny......

[Skinny Bastard]

[goodog]

So this guy goes to confession....'Bless me Father for I have sinned'
'Go ahead and confess your sin', says the priest.
'Well, Father, I had sex 23 times last night! With the same woman!'
'Oh my goodness', says the priest, 'This is awful, your soul is in grave danger and, not only that but the soul of this woman. You must say 500 Hail Mary's and you must tell me the name of this woman as well so I can try and counsel her and get her to also attone for this grevious sin'.
'Okay Father' says the man, 'What's a Hail Mary?'
'Whats a Hail Mary. What sort of question is that? Every Catholic knows what a Hail Mary is!'
'I'm sorry but I don't Father but then, I'm not a Catholic', says the guy.
'Not a Catholic', the priest says a bit disbelievingly....'If you're not a Catholic, you don't have to confess your sins to me, I don't understand. Anyway, you must still tell me who this woman is as her soul is in great danger. Behaviour like that is the very road to hell'! The priest is actually shaking with righteous indignation by now.
'Well, the woman is actually my wife', says the man.
Well, by now the priest is totally confused...'I don't understand, it's not a sin to have sex with your wife, no matter how many times, that's what the sanctity of mariage is all about. And the fact that you're not a Catholic has me even more confused, why are you telling me this at all?'
And the guys says 'Well, I had to tell somebody!'

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*edit* Oh - I think one of these chicks was in playboy

[darklighter1]

Rileah Vanderbilt and Clare Grant were the girls..FANTASTIC video! Loved it! Finally a Star Wars fan vid that appeals to me and isn't as nerdy! Rick McCallum was the stunt coordinator? THE Rick McCallum I wonder?

[darklighter1]

SM, I can not stop laughing from the DR Googlyeyes one above that was awesome man!

[Skinny Bastard]

SM, I can not stop laughing from the DR Googlyeyes one above that was awesome man!

so - I guess my work here is done! LOL