Hey! Know what's the best?

[darklighter1]

The best is when you bump into an old girlfriend you haven't seen in awhile and you see the beginnings of chunk. Fatty bo batty...large Marge...don't shake it sister you might break it..

I saw the ex with her new boyfriend and I don't know what pleased me more, the fact that 30 did not hit her well and she looks her age and chunky or the little spud clown she was with with the bowl hair cut and double chins. Not to mention he's younger than me and yet looks like he just walked out of a Pillsbury Doughboy lookalike contest.

Oh what a glorious encounter, just live well ladies cause the boozin and eatin catches up fast at 30. Ahhh good times...well Happy Easter everyone! :D

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

LOL. You need to change your username to Dark Horse cos u are most definitely are that.

[AYHJA]

LMAO...

It was funny, when I got to college, that was the first time I heard about the 'Freshman 15' and the 'Sophomore 10'...I know I expect girls to gain weight, and actually, some girls look better w/the added girth...Can't say I've ever taken any pleasure in seeing an X start to wear Huskies, but then again, most of my X's loved to work out...

[darklighter1]

Well it's just nice when you know you look pretty good and you see an ex and she no looka so good no mo...kinda the dodging a bullet feeling I guess. And you can kinda give the new guy the once over and give a sly smile back that says soooo this is what you passed me up for huh?

Course now if I ever really made any money in my life I could really rub it in but well...rassin frassin no good crummy ass job and lousy economy...dagnabitt!...

I never part well with ex's as my Facebook post I put up here a few months ago I guess would attest to. Really I'm just a big baby is what it comes down to. :giggle: And she's not huge I can just see a difference from the last time I saw her when she was fit and fine and when that bell strikes 30 for most chicks it's like Cinderella at midnight...pumpkin time!

Hey Cob I know what dark Horse means but just curious how that would apply to me? I am thinking of changing my alias though. I've been Darklighter for like 15 years, Dark Horse might be a nice switch. :callme:

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Someone who comes out of left field unexpectedly (usually the least likely) with a dark twisted sense of humour &/or view of life. When they say somethin' or laugh at shit others wouldn't it really tends to punch others in the gut with laughter or puts them offbalance.

[darklighter1]

Ahhh ok. Didn't look at it that way. Yes I have problems! :sick:

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Dark Horses are cool.

[hotheat]

ok dark horse, or darklighter1,

where are her before and after pics ? :p

[AYHJA]

......speaking of pics h2..................................................

[Skinny Bastard]

CDR - Ran into one of mine recently.... because it was too hard to miss her.

SHE IS F'N HUGE.... so glad i dodged that bullet......