My good luck!!

[darklighter1]

First of all yesterday I think I finally met the future Mrs Darklighter....met a chick who really likes losers with bad jobs and shitcan cars. Amazing huh? Oh then I got an email from work telling me I won some sales contest for the month (well third place but it was the entire country) and won $75! Then today I drove around on a potential job interview thingy and if I get it I get a NEW CAR! Then later I was getting gas and a guy came up to me and asked me if I was interested in selling my car!

Then I just got an email from Playboy telling me I won a free subscription to the cyberclub for an ENTIRE YEAR just cause I picked out the best tits in a brackets contest this month! So I picked out great tits and as a reward I get more tits?!?!!? Isn't America great?!?!?

Of course this all means I must have Cancer now.

[¡ñ±£¿®∆L Ф¶†ïς@п]

In the words of Batman himself, ... seriously. :D

[hotheat]

and that's her in ur new avatar ?!?

[darklighter1]

In the words of Batman himself, ... seriously. :D

I'm sensing some hostility there IO... :(

[darklighter1]

and that's her in ur new avatar ?!?

Ummm no I didn't have THAT much good luck HH. Nah the new Mrs Darklighter is actually...gasp!...sputter...a..a..a..white girl!!! Dunh dunh DUNH!!!!!! Not used to digging white girls.

[¡ñ±£¿®∆L Ф¶†ïς@п]

In the words of Batman himself, ... seriously. :D

I'm sensing some hostility there IO... :(

No hostility, just some joshing. Reverse-sarcasm, maybe?

Hopefully some of your newfound luck will translate to us via constant communications with thee.

[hotheat]

do we see an avatar change in the near future ? *hint* *hint* ;)

[AYHJA]

Of course this all means I must have Cancer now.

The funniest shit is that you're probably a little like me, when shit starts to look too fucking good I'm half ass waiting for the chair to come from under me, haha...But, that said, VIVA baby..! Don't look down, post pics of your girl and keep going... :D

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

the new Mrs Darklighter is actually...gasp!...sputter...a..a..a..white girl!!!

Inevitable really. 'grats on all your newfound joy. sorry about that cancer though bro.

[darklighter1]

Well thanks fellas...it's been about 5 months or so since I broke off with the last Mrs Darklighter so we'll see how this goes. But HH how can I possibly change my avatar? That is serious Tianna Ta goodness right there...you can't gets no better!