The Best Of...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Um... Not having dickheads hit on you due to your foul stench?

Best thing about quitting your job due to finding out your supervisor is robbing you & everyone else blind?

[deepdiver32073]

You won't get pulled down with him.

Best thing about subverting your morals for the sake of the job?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

You get to hang onto the job longer until you're ready to quit

Best thing about a romantic rendezvous with someone really special in the near future?

[Habib]

The internal satisfaction you get from the cold chills running down your spine.

Best thing about eating chicken wings?

[AYHJA]

You can usually eat so many..!

The best thing about accidentally stapling your finger..?

[deepdiver32073]

The exquisite pain lets you know you're alive.

The best thing about getting cussed out for 10 hours a day?

[Habib]

It proves the point that at some point every day there has to be a stretch of frustration that we face.

The best thing about "grinding" with a girl on the dance floor?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

That it might lead to grinding w/out clothes on

Best thing about Michael Jackson leaving us with a fuckload of good music?

[Habib]

We won't need to listen to anybody else.

Best thing about rainy days?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Slow Rainy Day Sex

Best thing about constantly recieving dirty text messages?