Gostosa League II News Ticker

[AYHJA]

Team 1337 has proposed a League Trade with Team Nostromo...

Team 1337 will send [Kayden Kross] to Team Nostromo for [Andie Valentino]...

By league rules, if there are no objections this trade will automatically be approved 24 hours from this post...

Zuzana Zeleznovova and Manuela Arcuri have been signed to the 1337 practice squad...

[AYHJA]

Also, I have clarified a rule in the league thread, and want to refresh everyone here...

You must change your lineup every week...Basically, what that means is after 2 matches you should have played 6 different girls...By the third match, you should have played at least 8...

Also, you are responsible for your lineup..! If you don't submit a lineup w/pics, your team will remain on autopilot...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Team Jig-A-Meister have just added Marie McCray,Natasha Yi ,Ivette Blanche ,ennifer Connelly & the one & only Silvia Saint to it's ranks.

[AYHJA]

This just in..!

After she was caught putting ''I wub Jeezus'' stickers in the locker of other team members, Wing Back Erica Campbell has been put on waivers...While the team could move her to the practice squad and resign her if they choose, it is likely that she will be a free agent soon...

She has been replaced by former GL standout Lisa Dergan, who has maintained her stellar form for 3 season...

"She brings a steady presence to the locker room and will be an anchor for this team,'' said team owner, president, and pimp, RL...

Lisa is 5'8", 120 lbs, with 34C - 24 - 34 measurements...She looks to see significant time in the middle this season along with long time friend Karen McDougal, who joined the team earlier this year...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Brianna Love has rejoined Team Jig..WB!

[AYHJA]

After outperforming her on the last day of practice, Manuela Arcuri has replaced Georgia Jones on team 1337's active roster...Georgia will remain with the team on the practice squad until further notice...

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Through numerous attempts to contact incumbent roster spot, Bridget Moynahan, all talks have failed to rile her from her semi-retirement. She is currently focused on motherhood right now, so we wish her the best, and if she chooses to rejoin the league, our team will embrace her with open arms.

So, in order to fill her spot, Team JS has flown in and acquired the most expensive free agent from the European league, Giorgia Palmas. The team has high hopes that she can immediately make an impact, but she first needs to get acclimated with her new teammates.

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Due pronmaking commitments, Team Jig has released Vicky Vette & Sunrise Adams from their contracts & have re-signed r&b hottie Tamia and has also secured free agent latin goddess Salma Hayek.

[Bigwhisker]

Team Whisker Imports issues this important press release....

*Lena Li has been demoted from Chief Pitt boss, in order to give way to the more-experienced Grace Kelly. Kelly brings more expertise in this new managerial role, while everyone agrees Li's extra-large 'personality' will come in handy off the bench, now that she no longer has to focus on team management!

Some new additions to the former unit include:

*Jesikah Maximus -- every good Import crew needs a tight "rear bumper"....and Maximus brings that (and much more!) to the race track. This is one Maximus that'll make you forget Gladiator in a hearbeat! It doesn't take much effort to see why her nickname is "MaximASS!"

*Alice Goodwin recent made her trek across the pond from the UK, where she certainly knows how to create some 'wow" power with those dynamic cantaloupes that every bloke only wishes he could take a bite out of. While garnering all sorts of "Best Headlights" awards in Britain, she's sure to cause plenty of 'crashes' at the race track in the US when she sticks it into high gear!!

*Jodi Ann Paterson certainly knows a thing or two about the race track, having married Michael Andretti in 2006. She's more than just a backseat driver on this team, even though she definitely knows how to 'drive' in the backseat!!

*Mary Alejo is not a household name, but that's about the change. She provides yet another pair of high beam headlights. And baby, let me tell ya -- her babies really shine at night. Our other team members can't wait to test her on on the rack, ur I mean, the track!!! ;)

*Leeann Tweeden is taking a leave of absence from her day job as a television co-host to join the ranks for Team Whisker. When asked why the sudden change of a career, Tweeden replied, "I love a team that knows how to stick it in....overdrive!"

*Lisa Guerrero knows her way around the television set as well, but she was brought in to Team Whisker as proof that 45 is the new 25. And we think you'll all agree. 122% of college fraternities say they would take a weekend with Guerrero over a lifetime supply of Guinness beer.

and finally...

*Last but not least, Anna Kournikova. Let's face it....she sucked at tennis, but did anyone really care? She was the most popular babe on tour. John McEnroy has even gone on record that he didn't start using Viagra until after Kournikova retired from tennis. We're all glad she's better with the balls off the court than she ever was with balls on it.

[AYHJA]

Team 1337 has announced that Rochelle Minami has been invited to the team facility for a physical...If everything goes through, she will start practicing with the team immediately...It is unclear who, if anyone, she will be replacing...