The entire story is suspsect...I don't think I could have come up with a more ridiculous story by trying...Basically, Megan is your everyday, hot as fire horny high school girl with a totally geeked out best friend living in a shit hole small town with an interesting name...A band comes to town, and for some reason, "Jennifer" decides to climb into a van with 5 or 6 complete strangers...We see her next completely on some other shit, and the story commences...
Now, to their credit, I must say...Megan is already otherworldly cute, I'll give her that...But man did she look fucking scary...Seriously, if this had been a horror movie, she'd be right up there with the girl from The Ring...
But anyway, that aside, the rest of the movie is kinda stupid, basically...Megan sexes up the dumbest motherfuckers in school and eats them...
The lesbian scene though..? ALMOST worth the price of admission...Had their been any actual nudity in fact, I would probably pay to see it again...
I mention that scene because that just so happens to be the climax of the movie...Jennifer basically tells her best friend what happened to her the night she flew off with the band...And to make a long story short, the movie just...Gets all too predictable, cliche, and kinda ridiculous...I mean, really, really fucking ridiculous...In all phases...I couldn't believe what I was watching, and had to check to see if it was in fact a Rated-R movie...It was, so that meant they wanted adults to watch it...
For example...Needy, who is Jennifer's BFF, has a goody 2 shoes ass boyfriend...At the end of the movie, as they are heading towards the school dance, the boyfriend is given a pink bottle of pepper spray...Yes pink...Yes pepper spray...Of course, instead of fucking driving to the dance like a normal person might if a serial killer were loose, he's walking...And yes, Jennifer intercepts him, seduces him entirely too easy, and takes him to some abandoned pool house...
Needy, who didn't go to the dance with her boyfriend because she wanted to be there to keep an eye on Jennifer, doesn't figure out that Jennifer is probably going to eat him next (Guys, this shit is horrible, I promise you) until its almost too late...Of course, she runs out of the dance and happens upon the same random ass pool house, just in time to catch Jennifer feasting on her man's neck...Needy dives in, tackles Jennifer, who vanishes for a second...When she pops back up, the dumb ass boyfriend tosses her the pink pepper spray, and Needy, who is absolutely the only person in town to know Jennifer is a fucking demon, sprays her with it...
Yes, the pink pepper spray temporarily disabled her......................... :?
Fast forward a bit, and Jennifer is about to kill them both...Needy, the nerdy girl from the other side of school, is not afraid for her life...She's too busy spouting off all this fucking...Dialog...With Jennifer...The boyfriend jumps up, stabs Jennifer with an abnormally sharp pool cleaner...
Jennifer: Oh shit, I'm bleeding...Needy, do you have a tampon..?
Needy: No...
Jennifer: Damn...Just thought I'd ask... (Then jumps out of the window)
Un-fucking-believeable...
