Dude, if you don't start touching it up, you will continue to have them WTF? looks aimed your way...After a while, they'll turn to...W...T...F..!!! looks, and after a while, some little bitch is snickering about how quick you are...Your reputation is ruined and you'll not be getting any pussy by association, instead of by choice, lol...
There are some other things you can do to strengthen that muscle that don't involve jacking off, and the only one that I can think of that works is that when you piss, stopping and starting your stream mid go...Holding it...Letting it go...Hooooooolding it...Letting it go...Even if you have to piss real bad, if you can stop a heavy stream and hold it for maybe 5-10 secs before starting it again, its working...If you can get really good at that, you may have a shot...But you'd still need to practice, busting a wad isn't like pissing by a long shot...But you could conceivably pull it off with good practice...
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(side note) This is just an amazing, descriptive paragraph (/side note)Kumicho wrote:Dude, if you don't start touching it up, you will continue to have them WTF? looks aimed your way...After a while, they'll turn to...W...T...F..!!! looks, and after a while, some little bitch is snickering about how quick you are...Your reputation is ruined and you'll not be getting any pussy by association, instead of by choice, lol...
I agree with A, man...When my girl and I started swingin for the fences, the oral declined...Girl says that "she likes sex more" and I agree, but I wish sometimes we would go back to the old stuff more. Service/sacrifice is a big part of relationships, and you just don't get that as much in sex. Sex is more about simultaneous connection. Both are important, but life is about balance :)
Neither sex nor oral sex are necessary for those connections, they just add a different perspective to the relationship :)
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Oh my God...Ayhja, you have NO idea how much I am laughing at this post you made...you have no idea.
LoL, how graphic! I'm just a weird boy and I have some stupid philosophies man. I have this obsessive–compulsive disorder that if I do that kind of thing, it will keep me wondering if I am going to use the same hand to eat chicken wings on wing night.
I still have not tried jacking off, ever. I just can not see how it works though, I mean, you are touching yourself. It is just like tickling yourself -- you will not feel it if you tickle yourself, but if somebody else tickles you, you will feel it.
On the real though, getting head is awesome. It gets you so "high" and sort of makes you feel like your brain is about to shatter into pieces. That is why I am wondering what weed type of "high" is lol.
LoL, how graphic! I'm just a weird boy and I have some stupid philosophies man. I have this obsessive–compulsive disorder that if I do that kind of thing, it will keep me wondering if I am going to use the same hand to eat chicken wings on wing night.
I still have not tried jacking off, ever. I just can not see how it works though, I mean, you are touching yourself. It is just like tickling yourself -- you will not feel it if you tickle yourself, but if somebody else tickles you, you will feel it.
On the real though, getting head is awesome. It gets you so "high" and sort of makes you feel like your brain is about to shatter into pieces. That is why I am wondering what weed type of "high" is lol.
It is better to try and fail than to fail to try.
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Those who smoke weed on a regular may descibe their high differently than I would...Maybe as sort of a mellow, chill feeling...For me though, it was pure jokes...WOW I used to laugh my ass off when I was high...I had some of my best times sitting in my front yard with my friends smokin'...
By the way, NEVER EVER buy or smoke with someone you don't know and trust...People lace weed with all kinds of shit, you could really get hurt...
By the way, NEVER EVER buy or smoke with someone you don't know and trust...People lace weed with all kinds of shit, you could really get hurt...
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::rubs hands together:: oh so THIS is what I've been missing!
Habib!!! My man!
A couple things:
1. Alcohol and Weed are both overrated. It's all about good company. If you have to drink or smoke to stand the people you're around...you shouldn't be with them. And if you enjoy your time with the people that you're with....there's no need to put any type of harmful substance into your body. I don't care if weed isn't that harmful, if you're getting along fine with out it...keep on keepin' on and more power to you!
2. Stay in the just getting head stage AS LONG AS YOU CAN!!!! That's probably the best stage you can be in with a chick that isn't your future one and only.
3. I agree completely with Ayhja's thoughts on only having sex with a person if you can picture having a child with them, folks are speaking from experience here and really do know what's going on.
4. Jacking off ain't gay, never will be. I mean, unless you're doing it to the thought or images of other males. Rubbing your dick for a while and washing your hands is without a doubt cleaner than coughing or sneezing in your hands and washing them, so if its germs or something you're worried about, you have nothing to fear! If its something mental, thats understandable....but unlike the not smoking or drinking, you are not a better man for masturbating...in fact, you are less of a man, lol. No real reason behind that, but you point out a man who says he aint beating it at least every now and then, I'll point out a liar. So, get to it, it'll improve your sex ( or bj, hj) life!
ON TOPIC!
I just recently started smoking weed again. I used to way back when...6th-8th grade and it was all about the jokes like you said Ty. I mean, we used to go to a field, do it, then laugh our asses all the way back, to the store, to the garage, I mean no matter where we went, it was all jokes.
Now days, I find it to be more of a mellow thing. I mean, in the right environment, I still laugh a LOT, but my newest thing is smoking and turning off all the lights and just laying down and listening to music. I'm usually with friends and they pick the music, so it's mindblowing because I'm being exposed to new music and they're much more in tune with what to pick while high...so it's just a great, mellow, mindblowing experience. Music just sounds so much better when you're high.
That being said, I subscribe to the same line of logic that you do Ayhja....if alcohol is legal, weed should be legal, its as simple as that. It has been proven time and time again and through numerous surveys that both alcohol AND cigarettes are more harmful to people than smoking weed is, so it just doesn't make sense. Not to mention, it'd cut down on a lot of money that they spend on people who are in jail for it....and the government could regulate and tax the hell out of it. I'm shocked that just on the money they could make by taxing it, they haven't jumped on legalizing it.
But oh wellz.
And in case anyone was wondering (Habib) the feeling you get from being high trumps entirely the feeling of being drunk...and its cheaper, quicker, and you don't have a hangover in the morning.
Habib!!! My man!
A couple things:
1. Alcohol and Weed are both overrated. It's all about good company. If you have to drink or smoke to stand the people you're around...you shouldn't be with them. And if you enjoy your time with the people that you're with....there's no need to put any type of harmful substance into your body. I don't care if weed isn't that harmful, if you're getting along fine with out it...keep on keepin' on and more power to you!
2. Stay in the just getting head stage AS LONG AS YOU CAN!!!! That's probably the best stage you can be in with a chick that isn't your future one and only.
3. I agree completely with Ayhja's thoughts on only having sex with a person if you can picture having a child with them, folks are speaking from experience here and really do know what's going on.
4. Jacking off ain't gay, never will be. I mean, unless you're doing it to the thought or images of other males. Rubbing your dick for a while and washing your hands is without a doubt cleaner than coughing or sneezing in your hands and washing them, so if its germs or something you're worried about, you have nothing to fear! If its something mental, thats understandable....but unlike the not smoking or drinking, you are not a better man for masturbating...in fact, you are less of a man, lol. No real reason behind that, but you point out a man who says he aint beating it at least every now and then, I'll point out a liar. So, get to it, it'll improve your sex ( or bj, hj) life!
ON TOPIC!
I just recently started smoking weed again. I used to way back when...6th-8th grade and it was all about the jokes like you said Ty. I mean, we used to go to a field, do it, then laugh our asses all the way back, to the store, to the garage, I mean no matter where we went, it was all jokes.
Now days, I find it to be more of a mellow thing. I mean, in the right environment, I still laugh a LOT, but my newest thing is smoking and turning off all the lights and just laying down and listening to music. I'm usually with friends and they pick the music, so it's mindblowing because I'm being exposed to new music and they're much more in tune with what to pick while high...so it's just a great, mellow, mindblowing experience. Music just sounds so much better when you're high.
That being said, I subscribe to the same line of logic that you do Ayhja....if alcohol is legal, weed should be legal, its as simple as that. It has been proven time and time again and through numerous surveys that both alcohol AND cigarettes are more harmful to people than smoking weed is, so it just doesn't make sense. Not to mention, it'd cut down on a lot of money that they spend on people who are in jail for it....and the government could regulate and tax the hell out of it. I'm shocked that just on the money they could make by taxing it, they haven't jumped on legalizing it.
But oh wellz.
And in case anyone was wondering (Habib) the feeling you get from being high trumps entirely the feeling of being drunk...and its cheaper, quicker, and you don't have a hangover in the morning.
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But Vicodin is the best :D
What kinda music have you been exposed to recently?
What kinda music have you been exposed to recently?
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Ok wait.......we really need a new topic for this cause I'm going to get off of the "main" topic of this post and I'm sure some people *cough*fapper*cough* will have some smart ass wise crack.......
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You don't masturbate? Ever? My nephew at 9 months old would grab his penis during diaper changes and "play" with it......it's a guys first and last toy. Your strong aversion to your own penis would more lead me to think you were gay than you jacking off once in a while. It's HEALTHY. It's GOOD FOR YOU. Trust me, I'm a nurse. :D
But seriously.......if you only last less than 5 min during a head job you are probably going to last all of a few seconds when you finally get some juicy. The girl WILL be disappointed no matter how much licking, kissing, and sucking is done before. Trust me, I'm a female.
Get some gloves if you don't want to eat with the same hand that was "tainted" by touching your penis. It's YOUR penis. Touch it. Rub it. Look at it. Love it. It's YOURS! Now go get some lotion, a sock, and do like most kids have done by jr. high and make sweet, sweet love to yourself for pete's sake!
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You don't masturbate? Ever? My nephew at 9 months old would grab his penis during diaper changes and "play" with it......it's a guys first and last toy. Your strong aversion to your own penis would more lead me to think you were gay than you jacking off once in a while. It's HEALTHY. It's GOOD FOR YOU. Trust me, I'm a nurse. :D
But seriously.......if you only last less than 5 min during a head job you are probably going to last all of a few seconds when you finally get some juicy. The girl WILL be disappointed no matter how much licking, kissing, and sucking is done before. Trust me, I'm a female.
Get some gloves if you don't want to eat with the same hand that was "tainted" by touching your penis. It's YOUR penis. Touch it. Rub it. Look at it. Love it. It's YOURS! Now go get some lotion, a sock, and do like most kids have done by jr. high and make sweet, sweet love to yourself for pete's sake!
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Re: Legalization of marijuana/weed in the US
*clears throat*
Regarding the "Should cannabis be legalized in the US?" question, my two bits (two cents adjusted for inflation):
What legislation would be enacted to minimize the incidence of people driving while under the influence of cannabis (just as there is legislation to minimize the incidence of people driving under the influence of alcohol)?
On walking out of the local grocery store, I heard a man calling for signatures on a petition to legalize marijuana. I actually ignored him and headed on to my car, but I did consider approaching him with the words: "Wait... you mean make it so even more people are driving around stoned, risking their lives and the lives of anyone they might crash into?"
True, I've never smoked cannabis or cigarettes or done any other sort of drug. However, I have observed plenty of people who were under the influence and have read plenty about the effects of various substances. What I find intriguing is how many peopl who do drugs not infrequently try to make people who don't do drugs look like just a bunch of uptight, hypocritical douchebags.
Regarding the "Should cannabis be legalized in the US?" question, my two bits (two cents adjusted for inflation):
What legislation would be enacted to minimize the incidence of people driving while under the influence of cannabis (just as there is legislation to minimize the incidence of people driving under the influence of alcohol)?
On walking out of the local grocery store, I heard a man calling for signatures on a petition to legalize marijuana. I actually ignored him and headed on to my car, but I did consider approaching him with the words: "Wait... you mean make it so even more people are driving around stoned, risking their lives and the lives of anyone they might crash into?"
True, I've never smoked cannabis or cigarettes or done any other sort of drug. However, I have observed plenty of people who were under the influence and have read plenty about the effects of various substances. What I find intriguing is how many peopl who do drugs not infrequently try to make people who don't do drugs look like just a bunch of uptight, hypocritical douchebags.
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Bro, you should try a smoke just to see..! I hate cigarettes, but I used to love cloves and pipe tobacco...I have never been much of a weed smoker, but will take a toke every blue moon...
To be honest, I've been drunk, I've been high...I have been drunk and high at the same time...But a weed high is NOTHING like an alcohol high...You could be walking around a person that has just smoked a blunt and not really know it...But someone doing shots is not about to go into a board meeting and hold court...
Neither is safe to do while driving, let me get that out of the way...But...If I had a must choose situation, ride with the drunk guy or the high guy, I'm riding with the high guy every time...
But there are no real benefits to drinking alcohol, most of it is detrimental...Maybe some beer, or some wine, but that's about it...The simple fact that we have a ''medicinal'' purpose of marijuana suggests to me that its banned for reasons that won't measure up when you compare it to alcohol...
To be honest, I've been drunk, I've been high...I have been drunk and high at the same time...But a weed high is NOTHING like an alcohol high...You could be walking around a person that has just smoked a blunt and not really know it...But someone doing shots is not about to go into a board meeting and hold court...
Neither is safe to do while driving, let me get that out of the way...But...If I had a must choose situation, ride with the drunk guy or the high guy, I'm riding with the high guy every time...
But there are no real benefits to drinking alcohol, most of it is detrimental...Maybe some beer, or some wine, but that's about it...The simple fact that we have a ''medicinal'' purpose of marijuana suggests to me that its banned for reasons that won't measure up when you compare it to alcohol...
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Re: Legalization of marijuana/weed in the US
My point wasn't whether or not cannabis ought to be legalized. I was simply making the point that those who seek to present the argument that cannabis ought to be legalized should have the whole thing thought through. Saying "marijuana should be legalized because marijuana itself isn't all that bad for you and because the government spends millions every year seeking out drug possessors/traffickers and incarcerating them" is not likely to be a convincing enough argument in the eyes of lawmakers.
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