Redneck Funnies

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Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow...
but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
" I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same.
2) There are no dental records.

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

A new Redneck law was recently passed.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver,
'Got any I.D. ?'
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

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Redneck Cooler

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Redneck Cellar

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Redneck Garden

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Redneck Mailbox

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Redneck Time Out

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Redneck Weenie Roast

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Redneck Christmas Sleigh

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Thought this is the place for this.

How bout a redneck love song :)