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Global Warming ???

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Do we really need this?

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Somebody has a sense of humor.

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multitasking.
playing video games and watching porn at the same time

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If you love someone, set them free, then get the heck out of there because they will call the police and you'll get charged with kidnapping.



While completing my tax return with my CPA, I realized that I’d accidentally left something out. My CPA suggested that we simply check my account on her computer. She asked me for my username. A bit embarrassed, I said, “Um… it’s uh… well… sex-ninja.” She looked at me over her glasses. I wanted to die.

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