The DC Comic Reboot

[darklighter1]

Here's a link to some of the first new releases from DC....

http://comicstheblog.com/?p=2446

[AYHJA]

LOL!!! :laff: :laff: Honestly...I kind of always felt that way too. But the traditionalist in me will kinda miss the Lois marriage. I always felt like Supes saw Batman nailing every chick and thinking what if?

Man, I don't think Batman was doing ANY fucking tbh...And he certainly wouldn't be doing as much fucking as say, the last son of Krypton...Allow yourself to think what you would do if you were Superman for an hour...If you were 6'4", 225 lbs, built like a brick shit house and what the girls call gorgeous...

I mean, lets just stop right there...

And THEN go the part where you're invulnerable, incredibly strong, and all that other shit...Ideally, we'd all want to be Clark Kent...That, despite all those powers, you'd do the right thing to a fault...Like Mr. Chou said on Hangover 2, Nigga please, cdr...

Man, I want some adult stories...The reason that myths lived so long was despite their infinite powers, the Gods were more fucked up than the mortals...Anytime your bitch split your head open and your baby girl jump out fully armed and ready for war, that's entertainment...

I want to see Kal get caught creeping with Zatanna while he and Wonder Woman are trying to figure out what to do cause Diana missed...And I want the Flash to be thinking that its a shame Power Girl is with Aquaman cause of that one night down by the lake when PG was drunk and Aquaman was riding dolphins...I mean, give a whole new meaning to the words "right quick" you know..? Adult stories man...Throw some life into all that power and lets see what happens...

Be a damn shame if they go through all this trouble and don't stir the water...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Man, I want some adult stories...

I want to see Kal get caught creeping with Zatanna while he and Wonder Woman are trying to figure out what to do cause Diana missed...And I want the Flash to be thinking that its a shame Power Girl is with Aquaman cause of that one night down by the lake when PG was drunk and Aquaman was riding dolphins...I mean, give a whole new meaning to the words "right quick" you know..? Adult stories man..

They already have those. It's called Hentai,buddy! ;)

[darklighter1]

Ja go back and read this JLA Giant size. It wasn't great or anything but in one part it had like two or three of the girls being tempted by the devil or BLaze or whoever it was by their darkest desire and it was Batman who got Wonder Woman and Zatanna all hot and bothered. Pretty flattering to Bats....not Supes. Like in life women like to be treated like crap and Supes won't do that but Bats will.

Now the issue isn't a good read AT ALL but that part I thought was very interesting.

http://www.ayhja.com/forums/viewtopic.p ... ue#p270516

[AYHJA]

See, that's what I'm saying dl1...Superman is way too fucking nice...He should have a dark side, all great men do...Martin Luther King lead us to civil glory, but no way in hell I'm leaving Wifey around him...Fuck that...Superman should be the same way...In all these movies, women are throwing the pussy at him left and right and he's all, "let me get back to my severely average snow bunny," and shit...Tragic..!

Thanks for the link bud, great material for my Android...

[darklighter1]

HAHAHA so he needs a little more of the Weiner attitude eh? Hittin Lois but on the side flashing his super johnson at the Teen Titans chicks.

[AYHJA]

Read the Giant, but it wasn't Wonder Woman and Zatanna, it was WW and Supergirl...So, it would have been a little weird for her to be all over cuz, me thinks..Maybe that whole ''in hell'' thing made it a little more pertinent to have Batman...But, I get the point...

I mean, we don't have to make this all hentai style, I don't want sex stories, just more scandalous...Everything doesn't have to be all end of the world all of a sudden...Life is all about the subtleties...How would Superman be tempted, how would that temptation affect his work...Do away with all the superficial weakness, and kick in some real shit...Maybe some flaws that are inherent in Kryptonians...I mean, if the limit is imagination, lets see what you got...

[darklighter1]

Riiiiight Supergirl...sorry about that Ube. I know Zantanna gets seriously wet around Batman too so I guess I had her on my mind. The overall story was pretty bland but that little section stood out. I always thought they should have played up Bats and Wondy more. I kind of look at Wayne as the James Bond of the superhero set so it would be cool him nailing the Amazonian Princess. But it looks like it's gonna be Supes in the new revision anyway so you'll partially be gettin your wish.

Here's a better look at some of the new covers and changes coming up.

http://www.majorspoilers.com/dc-relaunc ... more-94214

[AYHJA]

Ahh, no worries dl1, I read it on the plane...Thought it was interesting enough to say the least... :D

ACTION COMICS #1 Grant Morrison
JUSTICE LEAGUE #1 Geoff Johns

Pretty much had me at hello with those...Although, with the Supergirl and Superboy titles, so goes my wish of Last Son status...But, then again, there may be hope yet...Shit, they may even erase the idea that Kara is CK's cousin...Also interesting, the idea of new Krypton looming int the background...

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